Police to Tackle Too Busy Syndrome

Police in Norfolk, England, have been issued with a modern behavior guide and appearance code.
From this day forth, police are required to:
be polite and courteous
dress appropriately
be tidy
not use personal mobile phones in public view
not keep their hands in their pockets (no trouser pool then)
Furthermore, senior staff are encouraged to avoid the 'too busy syndrome' and address negative trends, such as:
frequent sickness
poor discipline
low workload,
sloppy paperwork
laziness
So, that's one county down and only another 46, 81, or 37 counties to go - depending on how you count them. If we can't get our Counties sussed, what hope is there for our police forces?!
Of course, the police could count the counties but then they risk falling foul of the 'too busy syndrome.'
