Englishman and His Girlfriend Make the Earth Move...

for their Neighbors!
Kerry Norris' boyfriend, Adam Hinton, must not go within 100 meters of her Brighton apartment.
Residents have been complaining for two years about thumping music, the sound of banging headboards, and screamed obscenities that come from the Norris home. The neighbors have also complained about Norris sunbathing naked in her yard.
'The court granted the city council's request for an injunction banning Hinton from the apartment because Norris had ignored a previous court order demanding that she be more quiet.'
Who thinks the neighboring women are jealous because:
a) they want sex that makes them scream and the headboard bang - you can only live on memories for so long
and
b) they wouldn't dare sunbathe naked in the yard?
