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The British police are sending their crack troops to speak to a front-seat car passenger who bared his buttocks as the car passed a speed camera. They want to charge him with not wearing a seat belt and public order offenses.
It is not a crime in Britain to bare your bum at speed cameras, but as road safety campaigners have commented: "this prank could have been a real distraction from the driver and that is not something to laugh about."
Oh goodness, we'll have none of that nonsense - no laughing round here!
