NOT NEWS: YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR GROWING GRASS
NEWS: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE STUFF YOU MOW IN THE SUMMER!
In Canton, Ohio, the City Council are planning on making a second offense for not cutting your grass punishable by a fine of up to $250 and up to 30 days in jail. High grass is, apparently, defined as anything over 8 inches tall - there's me thinking it was a new term for really potent weed!
The council will be pursuing the most egregious high-grass violators "with vigor." 'Course, once those high-grass violators are behind bars, the grass is gonna get even higher - I mean, whose gonna cut it then?