JUST ONE CAREFUL OWNER!
or maybe it should be Dumb Justice 
The following ad recently appeared on the German eBay site:
"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller."
The mother insists the ad was a joke, and I have to say I was mildly amused. The authorities, however, have placed the baby into care.
Despite appearing for two-and-a-half hours, and being priced to move at just 1 Euro, no offers were received.
Oh, come on, don't say it has never crossed your mind!