BUT THIS BEATS EM ALL

A teacher accused of viewing pornography on a school computer said he accessed the adult images because he wanted to see if the school district had installed software to block such images.

Now the teacher is suing Cedarburg School District in a $9 million civil rights lawsuit, accusing them of violating his right to free speech in his union activities. The teacher says that he has been unable to get a job since being fired. That of course has nothing to do with the fact that he went into the school on a Sunday, Googled the word 'blonde' and then looked at the resulting images for over a minute.

Of course, he did it all for the wellbeing of the children, and I suppose simply asking if the District had installed software to block the images wouldn't have assured him of getting a truthful answer.

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