TROUSER SNAKE?

Poor thing, the snakewas only six months old and it probably saw things that made its eyes pop out as it left the shop. You see, a woman visited Preuss Pets and obviously fell in love with the baby Boa Constrictor, so she put it down her pants and stole it.
She might have enjoyed it more if it had been a Rattler. It brings a flush to my cheeks just thinking about it!
