THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO LAY THE TABLE...
Art Price Jr was filmed laying the table, but he was not setting it with knives and forks etc - he was having sex with it!
Price was seen having sex with the table on several occasions before a neighbor filmed him in the act. The table at the mercy of Mr Price's sexual fervor was a picnic table, with a round hole where one would (usually) put the umbrella. It wasn't an umbrella that Price was putting in the hole though...
40 year old Mr Price faces four charges of public indecency. I hope the table is receiving adequate counseling.