I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE, BUT IT JUST HAS TO BE SAID...
...GOODNESS, GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
When police called to a disturbance in Ontario fired a taser at a 31 year old man, they didn't know that he had a "flammable object" object in his pants. The stun-gun ignited whatever it was, causing burns to the man's hand and thigh that necessitated hospital treatment.
It will be a while before he causes any further disturbances.