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HAS NOBODY AROUND HERE HEARD OF ROLEPLAY?

LegalView's DumbJustice - Dumb Criminal

A Louisville man was arrested on Sunday morning after been seen at a gas station, where he was pumping gas into an imaginary car. The gas station clerk had called the police after seeing Joshua L Moore filling up an imaginary vehicle. When police arrived at the gas station, they immediately noticed a whiff of marijuana coming from Moore and, when they searched him, officers found two large bags of marijuana, together with a small amount of ecstasy. The police also say that the mobile phone and the large amount of cash they found on Moore was indicative of drug trafficking.

Nope - the large amount of money came from the fact that he drives an imaginary vehicle - and they cost far less to maintain. Now, if he could just find a source of imaginary fuel, he could avoid fuel tax and save even more money.

Moore, 25, was charged with three counts of trafficking. (that's real trafficking, not imaginary trafficking).

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