I've been trying to come up with a US equivalent of Britain's Pete Doherty, the shambling wreck of a man who was once supermodel Kate Moss's lover. I don't think you have anybody quite so pathetic!

Latest news about the ex Baby Shambles singer is from jail, where he is serving a 14 week sentence for drug offenses. Apparently, the dumb celebrity has been transferred into the high security unit after prison officials informed him that there was a plot to attack him. Apparently he has been borrowing from other inmates so that he can buy luxuries, like toiletries and cigarettes. Trouble is, he hasn't been paying the money back and he has asked ex Kate Moss for help in clearing his debts. So he's not only stupid, he has no pride either.

Gonna be a long 14 weeks I think.

ITN