BUT COULD YOU COME BACK AND SERVE ANOTHER YEAR IN PRISON PLEASE?

Sara Jane Olson, a former member of the Symbionese Liberation Army, was released on parole from prison last week.
This week she has been asked to return to serve another year! The reason? A 2004 miscalculation had resulted in the militant being released a year too early.

Olson, 61, was detained at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday night and told her right to leave the state had been rescinded. She will be returned to the same prison in central California that she walked out of Monday and will not be eligible for release until March 17, 2009

If this had happened two weeks later it would have made a wonderful April Fools trick.

MSNBC