AND THEY ALL WENT TO HEAVEN IN A LITTLE ROWBOAT...
Apparently, Gianna Didiana, aged 17, was extremely upset when Judge Dana McReynolds imposed a $2,000 speeding fine on her. I'd have thought that if she could get to 17 years of age with a name like that, she could deal with anything. Gianna Didiana - it makes me think of the Clapping Song, you remember the one:
3, 6, 9 The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
It sure is a day for digressing today, back to the speeding fine:
An Illinois State Police trooper was coming off the Geneseo exit onto Interstate 80 eastbound on Jan. 21 when Ms. Didiana drove past the state trooper in a Mercedes Benz at 120mph!
For doing 55mph over the speed limit, Gianna Didiana was fined $2,000, sentenced to 240 hours community service and, get this, had to go to jail for 6 hours.
That's why this is also filed under Dumb Justice - 6 hours, what on earth will that achieve! Should have sent her to heaven in a little rowboat...