IN THE UK JUDGES WEAR LONG WHITE WIGS

BUT IN NEW HAMPSHIRE THEY WEAR A BLACK COCKTAIL DRESS, FISH NET STOCKINGS, HIGH HEELS - AND DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE!
A Boston-based federal bankruptcy judge, who has just announced his resignation, was recently arrested for drunk driving. At the time of the arrest, he wore a black cocktail dress, fish-net stockings and high heels. He was picked up after rear-ending a pick up truck; dressed like that I suspect that it wasn't a pick up truck he was intending to rear-end.
The police records of the arrest don't make any mention of his clothing, other than to comment that "he had a difficult time locating his license in his purse." A friend of mind has commented that the root cause of this matter is very clear - if you dress like a woman, you drive like one.
Hmm...
