These are only sort of dumb criminals - we've all been in similar situations ('cept I, for one, haven't wielded a pistol!)

Police in Utah are on the look out for two men who stole beer, after not being allowed to pay for it. The two guys walked into the grocery store, picked up the beer and went to pay for it. As it was after 1 a.m. the clerk refused to sell it to them. So, I imagine in frustration, the men asked if they could steal the beer. The clerk's reply? "Yes, but Jesus is watching." The pair showed a pistol to the clerk, left $9 on the counter, and took the beer.

Now - they probably shouldn't have shown the pistol but, hell, they paid for the stuff. If they're caught, they stand to be charged with armed robbery.

P'raps Jesus had his eye on someone else at the time - I sorta hope so.

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