THAT'S NOT THE SORT OF BREAD I MEANT!
A pair of thieves who plotted to get away with $30,000 ended up with a bag of bread rolls instead - and, as if that wasn't enough, one of the pair shot the other one, before using his keys to try and open a door to the wrong car.
Guess what they blamed it on? That's right, drugs. Oh, yeah - and a difficult childhood, and financial pressures.
They forgot to mention plain stupidity.