PLEASE MAY I HAVE MY BALL BACK?
From England:
When Geoffrey Jones rejected the advances of his 'on/off' girlfriend she took it hard. So hard, in fact, that she grabbed hold of his left testicle, pulled it off and tried to swallow it. Unable to swallow it, she spat the testicle out, whereupon it was picked up off the floor by a mutual friend and given back to the original owner with the immortal words, "that's yours."
The girlfriend, Amanda Monti, was jailed for two-and-a-half years. At 24 years of age she should have known better anyway; nice girls do not swallow.