When McMinn County Sheriff's Deputy Rick Shadrick spotted a car parked in the church parking lot early one Saturday morning, he pulled in to check it out.

He found Jennifer Hunt, 35, walking from behind the building, where she said she was going to bathroom. As she went off to her car to retrieve her ID, a crowbar dropped from her pants. Deputy Shadrick also discovered that Hunt had a screwdriver and that there were marks around the church doors - doesn't look good, does it? That's what the deputy thought too and Hunt was held on $2,000 bond pending arraignment.

Pity the culprit wasn't a man - then I could have used the old 'or are you pleased to see me line.' Ah well, never mind.

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