Dylan Sczechowicz, 22, was charged with disorderly conduct and public drunkenness after getting stuck in a kitchen vent.

Keen to continue celebrating after being thrown out of a bar on Monday night, Sczechowicz attempted to re-enter via a greasy kitchen vent. To help in his endeavors, he stripped from the waist down. I'm not too sure what assistance partial stripping would have been and it seems I'm right to doubt its efficacy - our New Year reveler got stuck half-way in (or half-way out, I suppose). It was several hours before a screaming Sczechowicz was found; he was freed by local firefighters.

Pantless and covered in cooking grease, it's a wonder nobody stuffed an apple up his bum and roasted him for New Year's Day dinner.

Pocono Record