Derrick Logan Dale has been charged with grand theft and criminal mischief but none of it's his fault - you see he has been caught in a loop. Literally.

Charged with stealing a $200 purse that contained a $400 cell phone and a $300 pair of prescription sunglasses, Dale's response was that the strap of the purse fell onto his foot and when he turned around it went with him. The next thing he knew, the purse was in his hands and he was being approached by two men who took the purse from him.

Not one to make things easy for himself, while Dale was sitting in the patrol car the deputy went to get statements from witnesses. While he was gone, Dale kicked out the back window. He's claustrophobic you see.

North West Florida Daily News