IF YOU'RE THINKING OF ROBBING A BANK, DON'T 'SAY IT WITH FLOWERS!'
If this bank robber wanted to draw attention to himself, then carrying a bouquet of pink flowers was a good move. However, what bank robber wants to draw attention to themselves?
Oh, he was wearing a fur-lined military parka as well! No distinguishing details to this guy then.
The man approached a teller at the TCF Bank last week and, along with the flowers, he was carrying a black canvas bag - and gun. When he demanded money, his breath apparently stank of alcohol.
I know exactly what's happened here - the guy's gone out after work and had a drink or two and has bought the bouquet to pacify 'her indoors.' Now, flowers will get most women to forgive most things - but bank robbery? Nope.