According to the arrest log at Sacramento County Sheriff's Department, Mickey Mouse was arrested twice within a one hour period this month - once for DUI and once for driving on a revoked license. The Mouse is described as a 47-year-old African American man standing 5-feet, 9-inches and weighing 190 pounds. He apparently lives in Anaheim, works as a bartender and goes under various aliases, including Donnie Duck and Buzz Lightyear. This is not The Mouse's first brush with the law - back in 2005, he was arrested on felony drunk driving charges.

You have to wonder that he didn't crack before really, it must cost a fortune keeping Minnie supplied with all those white shoes.

(Apparently, trainees learning to use the system make up names - hence Mickey's criminal record).

Sacbee.com