HEY PAL, YOU MUST BE CRACKED TO PULL THAT KINDA STUNT!
Ronald LaPlaca of Port Charlotte appeared in court on drug charges last week - nothing unusual in that, happens every day of the week.
Ah! But the sheer stupidity of LaPlaca is far from ordinary - I mean, come on, if you're up on drug charges, you appear before the judge clean, sober, and looking like an upright citizen. Not LaPlaca, he was so drunk and stoned that he could barely stand upright. Then, to make matters worse, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a baggy. Surprise, surprise - it was filled with crack cocaine, together with $4000 in cash.
Silly boy.