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A 19 year old who had been banned from carrying ammunition was found to be hiding it in his rectum when he was pulled over by the police.

In the vehicle itself the police found - wait for it - crack cocaine and marijuana. My bet is that the boy was so stoned on marijuana that he inserted the bullets into his rectum instead of the cocaine.

The boy has been charged with possession of crack cocaine, numerous breaches of bail conditions and carrying ammunition when prohibited. A 51 year old man who was traveling with him has also been charged and police are looking for a third man. Perhaps they should investigate the 51 year old's rectum?

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