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AURAL SEX

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A Washington man who had paid a prostitute up-front for her services got a bit worried when she walked towards the door before any 'action' had taken place. So he attacked her (well it obviously seemed the logical next step to him). During the tussle, the man bit off a quarter-sized piece of the woman's ear, which he later threw in his garbage bin.

It turned out that the hooker was simply trying to get a better signal on her phone. Authorities retrieved the piece of ear from the garbage but doctors are not sure if they will be able to reattach it.

I hope she charged extra for having her ears nibbled.

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