I have to 'fess up here and say that I am not an MTV aficionado but I am told that Vincent "Don Vito" Margera is a celebrity on that channel.

Well, this 'celebrity' has been accused of groping three young girls — one 14-year-old and two 12-year-olds — at an autograph signing at a Colorado mall. S'funny, I can't see anything in either of those words that allude to 'grope.'

The defense maintain that the groping happened because Margera was in character at the event. See - I knew there was a reason for me not watching MTV! I initially turned off in the days of Beavis and Buthead; I thought they were gross, this Don Vito character is obviously grosser! Apparently, this obnoxious character pee'd his pants while groping the children.

As he was taken from the court, Margera was yelling 'just kill me now.'

Tempting, isn't it?

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