OKAY - WHO'S GONNA BE THE FIRST PERSON TO TEASE HIM ABOUT IT?

New Yorker, MIlna Dravnel, has sued Olympic boxer Oscar de la Hoya for $100 million, claiming she was coerced into agreeing not to sell photographs of him dancing around a hotel room in women's clothing. Although she has already sold some of the images to a Hollywood photo agency for $70,000 - which is apparently below market value.
Okay, we're all having a laugh at the thought of Mr Macho prancing around in fishnet stockings and a ballet tutu - but who's gonna mention it to him first?
Form an orderly queue.
