In Thailand, a hospital security guard has been jailed for the murder of at least seven fellow security guards and inflicting serious injuries on ten others. He told a a newspaper: "I hate guards who fall asleep on the job and don't perform their duty." Well, yeah, I suppose that's one way of solving the problem, after all, what security guard would be able to sleep with him on the prowl?

However, I think this killing spree might have been an attempt to satisfy a demanding woman rather than professional outrage. After our man had bopped his colleagues over the head, he stole their "candies, chocolates and mobile phones."

Maybe if he had slept on the job, he would have been able to keep his woman satisfied in other ways.

Sydney Morning Herald