MAN RUNNING NAKED ALONG HIGHWAY FOUND TO BE DRUNK - NOW THERE'S A SURPRISE!
26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert, was running naked along the southbound lanes of Interstate 95 on Monday night, but cursed and punched those who tried to help him. He then ran into traffic, causing three separate accidents as motorists tried to avoid him. Nobody was seriously hurt, police have said.
Can you imagine how this poor boy must have felt once he sobered up? There but for the grace of God......