Star of The Matrix and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Keanu Reeves, has been charged with crashing into the car of Alison Silva. Despite the name, Silva is, apparently, male.

Reeves' attorney said that Silva was blocking Reeves’ way out of a car park and that any collision that may have occurred was not hard enough to injure him. Silva, on the other hand, says that he suffered from shock and serious injuries. Initial reports say that Silva was a member of the paparazzi.

Any Matrix fan would understand that Reeves couldn't possibly have driven into that other car because there was no car.

AP