I'VE GOT A STAPLER - AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

Gerald A. Rocchi flashed his chrome stapler at an employee of The Ice Cream Shop in Ashland, Kentucky, and demanded money. Employees handed over $175 cash, which was soon recovered from the robber's house, along with the stapler and a ski mask.
There was confusion over whether Rocchi intended to shoot employees with staples or use the stapler itself as a blunt instrument. and. to give him due credit, from a distance and in a dim light the stapler could have been mistaken for a gun.
I suspect he intended to shout, "Bang, Bang, you're dead," as he bombarded the employees with staples.
