IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT!
A 65 year old professor from University of Massachusetts Medical School has been charged with soliciting sex. Unfortunately for the good doctor, the person he was trying to solicit sex from was an undercover police woman posing as a prostitute.
The professor, Doctor Rice, protests that its all in a day's work because he is researching sexually transmitted diseases.
He ought to research the finances of the sex industry first - I don't think $40 buys you very much these days.