IS THAT AN EGG IN YOUR UNDERPANTS, OR ARE YOU PLEASED TO SEE ME?
A woman in Cyprus is on trial for sorcery after pledging to shake off a curse apparently plaguing a man's relationship with his wife and mother-in-law.
The ingredients for her spell included: an egg, a spoon, a nail, some pubic hairs and underpants. The egg was to be cracked into the underpants and worn by the accursed husband.
Surely, the wrong person is being sued. The husband should be up before the judge charged with stupidity.