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ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR MOMMA!

LegalView's DumbJustice - Dumb Criminal

It was just one of those days, you know those days when things start bad and just get worse.

Darren Swanson was shot in the face by strangers and drove himself, at speed, to the local hospital. Once there, he didn't stop the car but just drove right on in to the ER, demolishing a door in the process.

His gunshot wound was treated and the twenty-one year old was noted to be in 'fair' condition. Unfortunately for our Darren, though, when police checked out his trashed car they discovered a bag of marijuana and charged the poor boy with possession.

I suspect his momma told him there'd be days like that. I suspect she warned him that drugs are bad for your health too. Always listen to momma!