In Australia, a woman has been ordered to apologize to a church after slaughtering a goat there in a mock satanic ritual. She must also apologize to the dead goat's owners. According to the woman's lawyers, when she gets drunk she makes "poor decisions."

Well, yeah, if you're gonna nick a goat and play at black magic, its a pretty poor decision to then store the goat's head in your freezer, along with a camera that contains pictures of the goats head alongside the group involved. Which is exactly what this woman did.

I kid you not.

Reuters