You Should Have Put It In His GLASS
Charges have been dropped against a Texas woman who was accused of giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him.
Apparently the woman had administered two large bottles of sherry to her husband, raising his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas. The husband had a throat ailment that prevented him from drinking alcohol, which was somewhat at odds with his severe alcohol problem. I suppose you could say it literally caused him a pain in the butt.
The woman admitted giving the enema but denied that it killed her husband.