A motorist in Austria, finding that he was too drunk to change one of his car tires, called one of the emergency numbers stored on his phone, thinking it was the breakdown service. Sadly, his vision must have been a little blurry because he phoned the police emergency number instead.

A police spokesman said, "On the phone it was clear he was highly intoxicated and we sent over a patrol car. He doesn't need his vehicle now because we took his license."

Reuters