ROBBERS WITH RELISH

In Greece last week, two thieves armed only with ketchup, waylaid a supermarket employee as he was taking cash to the bank. They apparently jumped from the bushes and threw two bagfuls of ketchup onto the car's windscreen, forcing it to stop.
The ambushed man fought his attackers off and they escaped on a motorcycle having managed to grab 400 euros. The employee had been carrying 140 euros.
With such bravery, I'm surprised he didn't try to ketchup with them.
