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PINK CHAMPAGNE

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Animal control officer, Christy Champagne, was dragged for almost two miles while hanging onto the car hood of Larry Henderson. Henderson obviously didn't want to pay the $85 charge when picking up his straying dog from the pound and, in an attempt to avoid having to part with his cash, got in his car and attempted to drive away.

Champagne tried to stop him by hanging onto the bonnet. Apparently, Henderson occasionally drove at speed and and sometimes swerved in his efforts to shake her off but she hung on with, erm, dogged determination. The car was eventually brought to a halt by police and Henderson was charged with reckless conduct and simple battery.

I suspect by that by the end of her journey Champagne was pink, stirred, and definitely shaken. A feisty little number.

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