A man allegedly stabbed his roommate to death last Saturday evening during a drunken argument over smelly feet, Houston police said. Shortly after 10 p.m., police escorted a man from the apartment, barefoot and handcuffed as a crowd of neighbors looked on. He was taken to police headquarters for questioning

The two men shared a 10-foot-by-10-foot bedroom that, according to Sgt. M. Sosa of the homicide squad, 'did smell.' If that measurement is correct, its no wonder murder was committed smelly feet or not. Hell, I couldn't live with myself in a 10 foot by 10 foot room.

At this point it is unclear whether the dead man is the one with the smelly feet or the one who was offended. Either way, I'd hate to share a cell with him.

Houston Chronicle