In Southern California this week police arrested Floribel Hernandez Cuenca, 29, and Manuel Martin Sanchez Garrido, 44, of Montclair for selling a variety of unlicensed cheeses to the public. Ms. Cuenca was also arrested on felony cheese making charges.

CDFA Secretary A.G. Kawamura says that Illegally produced is cheese is serious threat to public health.

Forget the war on terrorism; the next big threat to the great American public is ... cheese!

Can you imagine Ms Cuenca's first day in jail. Some hulking career criminal comes up to her and asks her...

"hey doll, watchya in for?"

Least said, soonest mended?

Central Valley Business Times