BURGLAR BITES OF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW

Doctors in Nassau were unable to reattach the ear of a burglary victim last week.
In what appeared to be an entirely random attack 27 year old Luis Hidalgo tossed a boulder through the window of his victim's house and then attacked him so violently that he bit off the man's ear. He then picked up a karaoke machine and crashed it down on the 64 year old victim's head, who valiantly fought back with vacuum cleaner hose.
Obviously, this burglar had an ear for music.
